Monday, February 18, 2008

Turning to Stone

Once when I was younger, a friend and I were headed down to our favorite fishing spot when we came across this woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden my friend takes off running like his pants were on fire.

Thinking we were about to get caught, I took off after him.

When I finally caught up to him, panting and all out of breath I asked, "Why'd you run away?"

"Are you kidding?" he exclaimed, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

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